you are JOHN EGBERT, and your age is, for the most part, A SECRET. you have a variety of interests, such as MUSIC. you specialize mainly in THE BLUES, but you also feel inclined to admit you have a very soft spot for ANY FORM OF INDIE. you've also taken a liking to DANCE CLUBS since your time in LA. you are the self proclaimed PRANK MASTER, and have numerous thing up your sleeves -- some of which may not just be petty magic tricks. currently you are a film major attending a university in chicago. once again, you are a long way from home.
What will you do?
[clubstuck rp/ic blog, occasionally nsfw
sidebar art by twigs-brah]
let’s just say it’d take a while to explain?? hehe…
Well. Okay. First question: Are your fingers intact? Second question: Are you trying to quite smoking? Third question: Boy if you painted your nails red I’m coming over there and wiping them down right the fuck now because red is not your titfuckin’ color.
…. //just laughs and doesn’t bother answering anything
Dude please don’t tell me you’ve fallen in with hookers. Not all of them have a heart of gold.
haha no way! i’d never make it as a hooker. or really see myself falling in love with one if that’s what you meant?
let’s just say it’d take a while to explain?? hehe…
Well. Okay. First question: Are your fingers intact? Second question: Are you trying to quite smoking? Third question: Boy if you painted your nails red I’m coming over there and wiping them down right the fuck now because red is not your titfuckin’ color.
…. //just laughs and doesn’t bother answering anything
